asksubmit here! Adam - Male/Maine, USA. Nerdy, chubby, bearded, birth-marked ginger. Enjoying existence on planet Earth while I can.
Expect to see a mix of this here:
Music, art, women, chubby girls, skinny girls, nudity, my penis, boobs, butts, tattoos, biology, science, alcohol, weed, cats, guitars, nature, humor, Monty Python, eroticism, aliens, orgasms, Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, the paranormal, and probably other things. Also, I don't care if you are straight, gay, bi, omni, poly, whatever. You are beautiful. Ask me if you want to know more.
Oh yeah...and True Blood, Trailer Park Boys and Lost. Fucking LOST.
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Here’s a thought: Ignore the calendar for a moment. What tradition and society tell us today should be is irrelevant. Today is another day you and I are still alive on Earth. Spread cheer and happiness with your friends and family, wherever they might be. Nourish their bodies with food and drink if you have any to share and fill their hearts and souls with love and kindness.
Ever find yourself in the bathroom of your local grocery store and this fellow comes in and immediately breaks into a joke and wants to bring you in on it? First, he comes through the door wearing Hawaiian shorts and a rain coat and it’s November in Maine. Then, he sidles up to you and brings you in real close and he’s like “Remember that joke about ‘what’s the difference between a door mouse and a tit mouse?’ and, you’re only trying to finish washing your hands and go about your business, he starts shaking you like an old bottle of ketchup and expects you to puke up an answer but you just fish around in your pockets for some old Mentos and give one to him and do the Dave Grohl thumbs-up smile? I wish that would happen to me. I’m so bored.